{"id":44,"date":"2021-12-28T13:19:44","date_gmt":"2021-12-28T13:19:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.automakersnews.cz\/?p=44"},"modified":"2021-12-28T13:19:44","modified_gmt":"2021-12-28T13:19:44","slug":"perlicky-z-hlaseni-skod-klientu-uniqa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.automakersnews.cz\/index.php\/2021\/12\/28\/perlicky-z-hlaseni-skod-klientu-uniqa\/","title":{"rendered":"Perli\u010dky z hl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed \u0161kod klient\u016f UNIQA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>UNIQA ka\u017edoro\u010dn\u011b sb\u00edr\u00e1 origin\u00e1ln\u00ed a vtipn\u00e1 vyj\u00e1d\u0159en\u00ed na\u0161ich z\u00e1kazn\u00edk\u016f, kter\u00fdmi komentuj\u00ed vznikl\u00e9 \u0161kody. Bl\u00ed\u017e\u00edc\u00ed se Silvestr je ten nejvhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed term\u00edn k publikaci n\u011bkter\u00fdch zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b poda\u0159en\u00fdch. Zde je leto\u0161n\u00ed v\u00fdb\u011br:<\/strong><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Na v\u00fdtku poji\u0161\u0165ovny, \u017ee klient po st\u0159etu sv\u00e9ho vozu s divo\u010d\u00e1kem nepostupoval spr\u00e1vn\u011b p\u0159i odstran\u011bn\u00ed mrtv\u00e9ho zv\u00ed\u0159ete z vozovky, reagoval lakonicky: \u201eNejsem Bivoj.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Jak do\u0161lo ke zran\u011bn\u00ed klienta l\u00ed\u010d\u00ed jeho man\u017eelka: \u201eP\u0159i na\u0161em tradi\u010dn\u00edm v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edm polibku pod v\u011btv\u00ed jmel\u00ed p\u0159ipevn\u011bnou na lustru man\u017eel p\u0159i sv\u00e9 v\u00fd\u0161ce o v\u011btev zavadil, t\u00edm rozhoupal lustr, kter\u00fd se mu n\u00e1sledn\u011b z\u0159\u00edtil na hlavu. J\u00e1 stihla usko\u010dit.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Z informace klienta po vloup\u00e1n\u00ed do chaty: \u201eNap\u0159ed jsem to, \u017ee u n\u00e1s byl zlod\u011bj, p\u0159ijal celkem s klidem. Nebylo to poprv\u00e9 a tenhle neud\u011blal v chat\u011b ani velk\u00fd nepo\u0159\u00e1dek. Opravdu m\u011b nadzvedl a\u017e fakt, \u017ee zmizely v\u0161echny moje tu\u0148\u00e1kov\u00e9 konzervy. A taky mi p\u0159eladil kan\u00e1ly na televizi.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Z hl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed \u0161kody po krupobit\u00ed: \u201eKroupy n\u00e1m po\u0161kodily t\u0159i st\u0159e\u0161n\u00ed okna, jsou na v\u00fdm\u011bnu. A\u0165 se likvid\u00e1tor zastav\u00ed, p\u0159ed\u00e1m mu ty kroupy. Posb\u00edrala jsem je do mraz\u00e1ku.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Jak do\u0161lo k\u00a0po\u0161kozen\u00ed vozidla zaparkovan\u00e9ho p\u0159ed domem: \u201eAuto m\u011blo sm\u016flu, bylo v\u00a0nespr\u00e1vnou chv\u00edli na nespr\u00e1vn\u00e9m m\u00edst\u011b. Moje p\u0159\u00edtelkyn\u011b se se mnou bleskov\u011b rozch\u00e1zela a v\u0161echny moje v\u011bci vyhazovala oknem ze 2. patra. Dokud h\u00e1zela oble\u010den\u00ed, tak to \u0161lo. Ale nakonec let\u011bla i tenisov\u00e1 raketa, obraz a p\u00e1nvi\u010dka na steaky.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>UNIQA ka\u017edoro\u010dn\u011b sb\u00edr\u00e1 origin\u00e1ln\u00ed a vtipn\u00e1 vyj\u00e1d\u0159en\u00ed na\u0161ich z\u00e1kazn\u00edk\u016f, kter\u00fdmi komentuj\u00ed vznikl\u00e9 \u0161kody. 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